PROPHET'S PANTHEON

Welcome, Prophets and Heretics, to the hallowed halls of PROPHET'S PANTHEON! Where the air is thick with the stench of despair and the whispers of the cosmos are deafening.
Here, we gather the most uninspired of vegetables, the ones so bland they'll make your taste buds weep.

Featured Bland Vegetables

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• Limp Lettuce (Prophet's favorite)
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• Sadder Carrot (Prophet's nemesis)

Don't forget to check out our Prophecies of Doing the Ironing for the latest on the impending doom of the world.